PUBLIC BEWARE: while flipping channels tonight, I stumbled across a show called Grandmother Lovers on TLC. As its name implies, the show featured randy 70-something year old women and the young men (most of whom part their hair in the middle) who find them sexually irresistible.

I’m all for people of all ages finding love but the exploration of this particular niche fetish is a little too much. Specifically, the parts where they steal away in the bushes for a session of open-mouth soul kissing. (I just gave myself the heebs by typing this.)