Monthly Archives: January 2016

By ‘Painting Party’, I Mean Painting Party

You know how women get together at one of those places where they drink wine, paint a picture or piece of pottery and have all that lady talk about feelings and stuff? Well, I want to host one of those … Continue reading

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A Little Anal in the Office?

Recently, I was in a meeting in a very professional corporate environment with a charismatic business leader and his competent, professional and attractive female assistant. When the business leader was talking about one of his detail-oriented colleagues, he paused mid-sentence, … Continue reading

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The Rock and Roll Auditor

I am an auditor by trade. I audit, it’s what I do. I didn’t grow up dreaming of this career but my path somehow led to it (and I’m horrible at sales) so here I am. I take care to … Continue reading

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I Love It When You Call Me Big Poppa

  This photo reminds me of the time that I hastily purchased a new set of shoes for work from the clearance rack at DSW. Typically, I don’t put a lot of thought into the purchase of work shoes. I … Continue reading

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LinkedIn: You’re Not Fooling Me

I don’t like to look at LinkedIn. It weirds me out to see people I know on a personal level put on their businessman facade. I would never do this but I always want to comment on their business motivational … Continue reading

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Sales: Dampening Spirits and Killing Souls

On a recent business trip, I sat near a couple in the hotel dining room close enough to them to know it’s a male sales manager and female salesperson in a performance review. They keep telling each other ‘what a … Continue reading

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Molly Mucus

I recently checked out at TJ Maxx with a woman who grunted, snorted and hocked her way through the whole transaction. There was literally not one second of the two minutes I spent with her where she wasn’t rearranging her … Continue reading

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