Monthly Archives: January 2016

By ‘Painting Party’, I Mean Painting Party

You know how women get together at one of those places where they drink wine, paint a picture or piece of pottery and have all that lady talk about feelings and stuff? Well, I want to host one of those … Continue reading

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A Little Anal in the Office?

Recently, I was in a meeting in a very professional corporate environment with a charismatic business leader and his competent, professional and attractive female assistant. When the business leader was talking about one of his detail-oriented colleagues, he paused mid-sentence, … Continue reading

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The Rock and Roll Auditor

I am an auditor by trade. I audit, it’s what I do. I didn’t grow up dreaming of this career but my path somehow led to it (and I’m horrible at sales) so here I am. I take care to … Continue reading

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I Love It When You Call Me Big Poppa

  This photo reminds me of the time that I hastily purchased a new set of shoes for work from the clearance rack at DSW. Typically, I don’t put a lot of thought into the purchase of work shoes. I … Continue reading

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LinkedIn: You’re Not Fooling Me

I don’t like to look at LinkedIn. It weirds me out to see people I know on a personal level put on their businessman facade. I would never do this but I always want to comment on their business motivational … Continue reading

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Sales: Dampening Spirits and Killing Souls

On a recent business trip, I sat near a couple in the hotel dining room close enough to them to know it’s a male sales manager and female salesperson in a performance review. They keep telling each other ‘what a … Continue reading

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Molly Mucus

I recently checked out at TJ Maxx with a woman who grunted, snorted and hocked her way through the whole transaction. There was literally not one second of the two minutes I spent with her where she wasn’t rearranging her … Continue reading

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Lord of the Marathon

I happened to get behind this guy in traffic recently. He skipped over the traditional white oval 26.2 car magnet and went with the personalized plate – which, in my opinion, is pretty bold. Especially as you park your car … Continue reading

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Rico Suave of the Roller Rink

I spent a couple of hours at a roller skating rink with one of my son’s today. It’s interesting to me how the rest of the world changes and evolves but every roller skating rink seems to be stuck in … Continue reading

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