Monthly Archives: March 2016
Delilah: My Strange Addiction
For many years now I have found myself driving at night in unfamiliar places listening to the radio – it comes with my job as a traveling auditor. Each time that the Delilah Show comes on, I can’t bring myself … Continue reading
“Can you feel it in your butt?”
Yesterday, while waiting in the school parking lot to pick up my oldest son, my youngest son and I were in the car playing with the air conditioned seats. I received a phone call on my work phone and simultaneously … Continue reading
The Bachelor, Now Available For Weird Cartoon/Human Romance on Nintendo DS
Hopefully the FBI maintains a list of the creeps (male and female) who would buy The Bachelor Video Game for Nintendo DS. I don’t think those people are fit to be on the loose with the rest of us. (If … Continue reading
Midwestern Casinos
Midwestern casinos are better in imagination than reality. Imagination: Bellagio on a Friday night. Reality: heavy smell of Pinesol filled with morbidly obese people who don’t have two nickels to rub together wasting the money they don’t have, smoking heavily … Continue reading
The Bed, Bath and Body Works Scam
I didn’t know this about myself before because I rarely visit a store that limits its inventory to soaps and lotions, but I have a hard time saying “no” to more hand soap. I went in with the intention of … Continue reading
“Oh…My…Gosh!” – every woman who has had her home redesigned on HGTV
While straightening up the house this evening, I left the TV on and it happened to be one of those HGTV home design shows. Nearly every 3 minutes, I could hear the female home owners crow “Oh…My….God!” (or “Oh…My…Gosh/Goodness!” if … Continue reading
Let Me Be Frank With You 