Monthly Archives: December 2015

Big Rings (featuring John Houseman)

I spent quite a bit of time at high school football games this year in support of the band boosters and would hear this song over and over again. I couldn’t tell what they were saying but I could tell … Continue reading

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A Man, A Sled and a Jostled Pancreas

A couple of years ago on a snowy day, I gathered up my sons, my sister, brother in law, niece and nephew and went sledding at a local┬ápark. For those of you who have those wooden sleds with the metal … Continue reading

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Plum Crazy – the Truck

One of the technicians at the oil change place has a purple truck with one of those sun visor strips on the front that says “Plum Crazy”. All of the technicians here appear to be in their mid-40’s – which … Continue reading

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Why Buy Just One?

Hey everybody! The price of the Single-Locking Suction Footrest For Shower Sex love enhancer has been rolled back. Now that they’re on sale, I’m going to buy enough of these to make the inside of my shower look like a … Continue reading

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Insomnia

Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you the worlds brightest alarm clock! Capable of heating the room and even burning a man’s flesh in the night with the intensity of its powerful LCD display; ensuring that no man, woman nor child … Continue reading

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Love Yourself Today (Because That Will Be Difficult Tomorrow)

I love powerful self-esteem boosters like this one (found somewhere on the interweb). Especially the last couple of lines.

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They Are SUPPOSED To Be Cleaned Before My Arrival

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A while back during a trip that involved a solitary stay at a Hampton Inn, one of their gimmicky post-it note notices caught my attention more than it usually does.   “One would certainly hope that you washed them”, was … Continue reading

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