Monthly Archives: November 2016

“Deck The Halls With Those Green And Red Laser Lights, Fa La La La La, La La La La”

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The German Scrotal Bear: Awww/Ewww (In Equal Measure)

This isn’t new news but the hairless bear shown in the accompanying picture (hairless, except for that Pete Rose-haircut-looking patch on its head) is something that came up as a topic of conversation yesterday and I still can’t get it … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Giving Thanks

I’m going to write to the CEO of Macy’s to demand that they terminate the employment of their current parade director who obviously has a Broadway fetish. I hate for things to come to a head like this but if … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 6 Comments

Everyone Should Have A Theme Song

Not too long ago, a colleague of mine asked what my theme song would be if I had one. Until that point, I had never really thought about it but it’s definitely an interesting question that is worthy of consideration. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Dandelion Nose

One time several years ago, I recall sitting in the dugout during a softball game next to some guy who played for us for a game as a fill-in. He was one of those guys who has a pot belly, … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Show Me Your Wares, Gypsy Woman (While I Figure Out A Way To Get Out Of Here)

Craft Fairs: I have been to two of them in the past two weeks and I’m not ashamed to admit it. As a large man wearing a flannel shirt and a baseball cap who hasn’t shaved or showered in 24 … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Me On A Segway…Just Because

​​​

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment