Monthly Archives: November 2016

This isn’t new news but the hairless bear shown in the accompanying picture (hairless, except for that Pete Rose-haircut-looking patch on its head) is something that came up as a topic of conversation yesterday and I still can’t get it … Continue reading →

I’m going to write to the CEO of Macy’s to demand that they terminate the employment of their current parade director who obviously has a Broadway fetish. I hate for things to come to a head like this but if … Continue reading →

Not too long ago, a colleague of mine asked what my theme song would be if I had one. Until that point, I had never really thought about it but it’s definitely an interesting question that is worthy of consideration. … Continue reading →

One time several years ago, I recall sitting in the dugout during a softball game next to some guy who played for us for a game as a fill-in. He was one of those guys who has a pot belly, … Continue reading →

Craft Fairs: I have been to two of them in the past two weeks and I’m not ashamed to admit it. As a large man wearing a flannel shirt and a baseball cap who hasn’t shaved or showered in 24 … Continue reading →

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On a recent domestic flight, I sat directly behind two grown men who shave the hair on their arms, wear skinny jeans, toddler-sized shirts and bathe in Halston Z-14 cologne. Out of all of the colognes on the market, these … Continue reading →

I recently saw a news story about a new business where a group of women have deemed themselves “Professional Cuddlers” for hire. These cuddlers are paid by the hour to visit the homes of men who pay for cuddling – … Continue reading →

This guy makes a very brief appearance in the Sprint commercial that they play a lot on Sundays. I noticed his dark soul the first time that I saw his jet black irises appear on my screen. The way he … Continue reading →