The guy sitting next to me on this flight has seemingly done everything he can to unknowingly annoy me. It’s like I’ve just won the Triple Crown of Disgust. 1) he took his shoes off; 2) his breath could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon and 3) he’s coughing like he has tuberculosis. I’m elbowing him in the temple if he ups his game with a fart.
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