Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you the worlds brightest alarm clock! Capable of heating the room and even burning a man’s flesh in the night with the intensity of its powerful LCD display; ensuring that no man, woman nor child shall enjoy peaceful slumber in its presence. Turn it off, you say? My anxiety about oversleeping would further prevent sleep. I am a tortured man.
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I’m the same way – always paranoid I’ll sleep through my alarm or that it won’t go off. I feel your pain. Maybe get a new clock?
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This was a clock in one of the many hotel room I stay. I have since moved to using my cell phone’s alarm feature and would now simply unplug this sunlamp/alarm clock.
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