Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you the worlds brightest alarm clock! Capable of heating the room and even burning a man’s flesh in the night with the intensity of its powerful LCD display; ensuring that no man, woman nor child shall enjoy peaceful slumber in its presence. Turn it off, you say? My anxiety about oversleeping would further prevent sleep. I am a tortured man.


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2 Responses to Insomnia

  1. TSP says:

    I’m the same way – always paranoid I’ll sleep through my alarm or that it won’t go off. I feel your pain. Maybe get a new clock?


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