Monthly Archives: February 2016

Practical Uses For Meat Tenderizer

Did you know that if you put meat tenderizer on the food of a dog who likes to eat his own poop, the dog won’t eat his own poop anymore because it just doesn’t taste right? Think about that for … Continue reading

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Lose Weight (And Increase Your Chances of Shitting Yourself) With Alli Weight Loss Pills

An evening of dealing with my own wily bowels brought on by excessive sugar alcohol consumption (a harrowing tale in its own right) reminded me that someone told me that Alli, the weight loss product, warns those taking the product … Continue reading

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My 99th Post. You’d Think I’d Be Exhausted By Now…But You’d Be Wrong.

I just stumbled across an old Facebook post that paints a real picture of the way pretentious, chauvinistic, metrosexual “men” bring me to the edge of violence when I’m dining alone at ritzy steakhouse bars in Midwestern cities. See for … Continue reading

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Large Superbowl Party At My House? I Think Not.

The question, ‘Should I host a big SuperBowl party?’ never crosses my mind but here’s how that internal dialogue would work with me: Should I host a big SuperBowl party? Critical decision input factors: 1) The Bengals aren’t in it … Continue reading

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