Category Archives: General Tomfoolery/Hijinks/Free Association Thought

With A Little Imagination, Every Day Can Be Halloween At The Office

I just rediscovered a picture of a creation that I made for office fun back in the days when I worked in a cubicle. My favorite uses for the mask were to slowly rise up over the cubicle wall to … Continue reading

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It’s Harder To Sexually Assault Me When My Eyes Burn

I wonder if most people who carry pepper spray ever think of out-of-the-box ways of using it during a personal attack? I don’t carry pepper spray but if I did, I believe that I would spray myself in the eyes … Continue reading

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The Minor Leagues and Their Major Promotions

I tend to enjoy minor league baseball more than big league games because it seems like more entertainment for less money. We’re fortunate to have a minor league team right here in town that has some pretty good promotions on … Continue reading

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Stink Bugs: Emasculating Otherwise Strong Men Since The Beginning Of Time

I just identified and murdered my first stink bug here in the previously-thought-safe-and-bug-free confines of my home. As I bent down to sneak-attack it from behind with the wadded up piece of toilet paper that I used as an instrument … Continue reading

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Dunk Tanks: Spreading Sexually Transmitted Diseases The Fun Way!

I have never been the dunkee in a dunk tank to this point in my life and would politely decline any such future offers unless 1) I’m guaranteed to be first to be dunked; 2) the water comes from a … Continue reading

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My Handshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard

A firm handshake is critical. Go bone-crushing hard and you’re viewed as a maniac and probable domestic abuser. Go too soft and you’re a sissy, insincere or creepy. Firm is how it’s played. At the conclusion of a meeting yesterday, … Continue reading

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Simulated Stools For Comparative Flush Capability Purposes…It’s a Thing

I just bought a toilet from The Home Depot. The salesperson told me that it can flush a bucket of golf balls. There was another toilet that actually listed on the sign that it could flush a bucket of golf … Continue reading

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