Monthly Archives: November 2016

Wow! Everyone Sure Is Friendly Today.

You know what would make for a great gift you could use to pull a prank on unsuspecting drivers? A Starbucks cup with a suction cup on the bottom. You could wet down the suction and place it on the … Continue reading

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Our Vomit Bond

I have just formed a bond with my dog that is so deep and rare between human and canine. He rarely throws up on the carpet but today he stood right next to me and blew chunks. I quickly grabbed … Continue reading

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Stop Pointing At My Member!

Stopped by Costco at lunch today. I don’t know what the thinking was behind the “member” sign which points directly at the member of each member but I get really uncomfortable calling attention to my member at the checkout stand … Continue reading

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Akeynotespeech Now

I came within moments of being the impromptu primary speaker at a Veteran’s Day celebration at my son’s elementary school today when it was uncertain if the primary speaker would attend. Fortunately, he showed up and delivered an awesome presentation … Continue reading

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