Put Me In Coach


The Cubs just signed a new prospect today – an unknown from Albuquerque, New Mexico.

When reporters asked routine questions about his background and the typo on his batting practice jersey, he pulled his hat down low, stared at the floor and mumbled something strange and incredibly random about having never been to Cuba and not knowing anything about faking one’s own death.

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