I just took Our dog to the vet for his shots and a routine “juicing” of his anus.
The receipt showed $30 for “anal expression”. I wanted to say, “What kind of $30 expression did his anus make because every time I see it, it’s making this same face <makes face like I just ate a lemon>.”
Instead, I kept that thought to myself, bid them adieu, and went about my business.
I hope they don’t use the same juicer they use for the oranges.