I’d like to thank each of you in advance for mentioning my blog to your family and friends on Thursday evening as you lay on your couches among your respective Thanksgiving crews all bloated and uncomfortable with your pants undone searching for something to say.

“Subscribe to his blog. He’s weird and mildly amusing,” you might say as you concentrate on keeping your flatulence silent.

To those of you who are annoyed by my electronic drivel; I’m sorry, it can’t be helped, I was born this way.