At the adult Thanksgiving dinner table, the old family favorite joke was slightly modified (as seen below) in an effort to freshen things up a bit and stay with the times.

Old Joke:

Q: Have you ever smelled moth balls?

<joke receiver says “Yes”>

A: How’d you get their tiny legs apart?

Freshened Up Version:

Q: Have you ever smelled goth balls?

<joke receiver has to say “yes” to humor the joke teller and be a good sport>

A: How’d you get their skinny jeans off?

I think we’ll probably shift back to the old family favorite sooner rather than later on account of the ultra disturbing visual the updated version gives off.