Family Standby Joke Updated at Thanksgiving Table

At the adult Thanksgiving dinner table, the old family favorite joke was slightly modified (as seen below) in an effort to freshen things up a bit and stay with the times.

Old Joke:

Q: Have you ever smelled moth balls?

<joke receiver says “Yes”>

A: How’d you get their tiny legs apart?

Freshened Up Version:

Q: Have you ever smelled goth balls?

<joke receiver has to say “yes” to humor the joke teller and be a good sport>

A: How’d you get their skinny jeans off?

I think we’ll probably shift back to the old family favorite sooner rather than later on account of the ultra disturbing visual the updated version gives off.

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