You know how women get together at one of those places where they drink wine, paint a picture or piece of pottery and have all that lady talk about feelings and stuff? Well, I want to host one of those at my house – only instead of doing all of that lady stuff, we’ll drink malt liquor and paint my hallways along with touching up some spots in various rooms. Who knows, if things go well and we finish early, maybe we’ll take this party outside and build a deck?