The Bed, Bath and Body Works Scam

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I didn’t know this about myself before because I rarely visit a store that limits its inventory to soaps and lotions, but I have a hard time saying “no” to more hand soap.

I went in with the intention of picking up 1 bottle then those salespeople put their witchcraft on me and before I knew it, I was at the cash register spending $36 on soaps and lotions. I almost took their advice and bought two more soaps before I snapped out of it and told her, “no, that’s ok, we rarely use soap in our house.”

Weird. I’m steering clear of Bed, Bath and Body Works from now on because evidently I can’t control myself. So that I get my money’s worth, I’d appreciate it if when you see me you tell me that I smell of delightful black cherry merlot and that my skin looks soft and supple (in a manly way, of course).

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3 Responses to The Bed, Bath and Body Works Scam

  1. The black cherry merlot is my husbands favorite too. There’s no shame in good hygiene! And the fact that pretty much everything they sell smells heavenly, its a win for everyone!

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  2. Sonia says:

    I hope you will never regret it. 🙂

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