Hopefully the FBI maintains a list of the creeps (male and female) who would buy The Bachelor Video Game for Nintendo DS.

I don’t think those people are fit to be on the loose with the rest of us. (If you, Dear reader, own a copy, I’m not talking about you. You’re perfectly normal. It’s the OTHERS who pretend to woo cartoon boyfriends and girlfriends that I’m talking about – not you. By the way, enjoy your night in the fantasy suite and please, for the love of everything holy, never ever tell me what you did in there.)