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Our Vomit Bond

I have just formed a bond with my dog that is so deep and rare between human and canine. He rarely throws up on the carpet but today he stood right next to me and blew chunks. I quickly grabbed … Continue reading

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Stop Pointing At My Member!

Stopped by Costco at lunch today. I don’t know what the thinking was behind the “member” sign which points directly at the member of each member but I get really uncomfortable calling attention to my member at the checkout stand … Continue reading

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Akeynotespeech Now

I came within moments of being the impromptu primary speaker at a Veteran’s Day celebration at my son’s elementary school today when it was uncertain if the primary speaker would attend. Fortunately, he showed up and delivered an awesome presentation … Continue reading

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Cute Little Fanatical Right-Wing Pirate Kid You’ve Got There.

I just drove past a kid probably about 5 years old who was dressed up in a pirate costume. He had a fake knife in one hand and he was looking at me and pointing at the Trump campaign sign … Continue reading

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Legend of the Fall (Cleanup)

I emerged from my basement for a moment at mid-day to enjoy a short lunch break after a busy morning of helping to drive America’s economic engine. At the end of my driveway, I saw a lone representative from the … Continue reading

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Beer & Recreational Sports: Two Great Flavors That Taste Bad Together

Frank Fact # 9: I am no stranger to medical trauma. Over 9 broken bones, countless stitches, and a couple of cases of food poisoning to name a few. Starting from age 3 when a dog bite left a large … Continue reading

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‘Depends’ On Your Level of Desperation (and your willingness to try new things)

I came dangerously close to crossing a point of no return this evening. It’s probably more than you care to know, but I’m going to tell you anyway. In my haste, I forgot to pack underwear for my trip. Fortunately … Continue reading

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Teamster For A Day

Earlier today I shared a Frank Fact with you. It was part of a series of stories that I posted on social media a few years ago leading up to my October birthday and was designed to give you a … Continue reading

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Showing Off With Workout Equipment: There Are No Winners

From a series of daily facts that I published about myself on social media in the days leading up to my birthday a few years ago. Fact #3 was worth sharing again as a cautionary tale. Frank Fact #3: As … Continue reading

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Captain McLovin (E-5), U.S. Army Airborne Ranger

Have you ever seen those stolen valor videos on YouTube? The ones where some guy in a mall spots another guy wearing a military uniform that looks out of regulation so he takes cell phone video of the guy and … Continue reading

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