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As we gather together in fellowship for our respective Thanksgiving feasts this week, let us not forget to thank growth hormone scientists who have injected these scraggly birds with serum that made them so big, buttery and tasty.

I was mistakenly assumed to be a pharmaceutical sales rep conference attendee this morning! That’s like being mistaken for being one of those shirtless Abercrombie models. I must be getting ridiculously good looking and gaining in business fashion sense in … Continue reading →

This week I delivered a presentation with a colleague and friend of mine who, at 6 feet 7 inches, is one of the largest honkies I know. It’s not too often that I feel like the ‘before’ picture in a … Continue reading →

You know how women get together at one of those places where they drink wine, paint a picture or piece of pottery and have all that lady talk? I want to host one of those at my house – only … Continue reading →

I want to do this every morning of my life. By ‘this’, I mean sit in a fully loaded minivan parked in an affluent area, wearing a suit and sunglasses, sipping coffee and listening to Van Halen’s Runnin’ With the … Continue reading →

The guy sitting next to me on this flight has seemingly done everything he can to unknowingly annoy me. It’s like I’ve just won the Triple Crown of Disgust. 1) he took his shoes off; 2) his breath could knock … Continue reading →

Just passed a wedding chapel/ hotel with “lovers hot tubs” in each room. I’ll bet those rooms smell like DNA and regret. Pardon me while I go off to blow chunks (which makes me wonder if some biker lady with … Continue reading →

I’ll use this sparingly for advertisements but I feel the need to tell all residents of Oakbrook, Carter’s Mill and Hearthstone that there is a culinary treasure right in our backyards. There’s no longer a need for Buffalo Wild Wings … Continue reading →

I’m sitting here watching the Today Show and they’re showing a preview of this year’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Now don’t get me wrong, I love holiday traditions and all of the festivities associated with this time of year. However, I … Continue reading →

A bee just landed on my face while I was driving at approximately 45 mph. I almost blacked out from swatting my face so hard. The force of my slap knocked the sunglasses off my face and into Jason’s lap … Continue reading →