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We had a fire pit party in our back yard tonight with about fifty to sixty of our closest friends. It’s kind of crazy and you might not be able to see this but if you look closely at the … Continue reading →

I’d like to thank each of you in advance for mentioning my blog to your family and friends on Thursday evening as you lay on your couches among your respective Thanksgiving crews all bloated and uncomfortable with your pants undone … Continue reading →

It is my belief that one of the perks of getting old are having your bruises get really big and purple and horrible looking when they really don’t hurt that bad. I just saw an ad on TV for something … Continue reading →

I don’t know why it didn’t occur to me that asking the convenient store clerk if I could expect to dance with salmonella after eating one of their chicken breakfast sandwiches that may or may not have been under the … Continue reading →

While driving around with Jason this morning, the song Sail by AWOL Nation came on the radio (a song that we both really like). I told him that if I could feature myself in a music video, it would be … Continue reading →

(The setting is in the family room of a modest Midwestern suburban home at approximately 12pm. The father descends the staircase, freshly showered and wearing his garnet FSU sweatsuit.) Father: How do I look? Son: You look like Ron Burgundy … Continue reading →

It’s a little early for this, but I do like to plan so that I have a solid list for December 31st. Here’s my list of top 10 things I do not intend to do in the new year (tentatively): … Continue reading →

If you’ve been with me on Facebook for some time, you have most likely seen this work of art. I spend a significant amount of time alone in hotel rooms and try to make my own fun (in the case … Continue reading →

At the gate area which is full of about 100 people awaiting a flight. The gate agent announced to this captive audience the first and last names of the two people who were upgraded to first class. I looked around … Continue reading →

I had the Starbucks Thanksgiving blend this morning. The taste hinted of Pilgrim deception masked in goodwill with a robust smallpox blanket aftertaste.