Author Archives: fncoffee

I’m a little neurotic about throwing away a pair of suit pants but believe it is finally time to lay my 15 year old pair of black pinstripe suit pants to rest. One belt loop is held on with a … Continue reading →

I once heard a comedian tell a joke about watching Duck Dynasty/Swamp People or one of those similar shows. He said he liked to sit in front of the TV and eat a sleeve of crackers while watching a show … Continue reading →

I have nothing against Adele. In fact, I would even go as far as to call her the Francis Scott Key of depressed English speaking women everywhere (because she writes their anthems), but I’d bet money that if you invited … Continue reading →

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey

The terrorists will never win. (Unless, of course, we’re playing any of the following games: 1) Whose Armpits Smell Worse? 2) Who Can Fall Asleep First on the Floor of This Cave? 3) My Dental Hygiene is Way Worse Than … Continue reading →