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Unholy Water

Sometimes, for no particular reason, random memories about what might seem like insignificant events to others come rushing back to me. The most recent one that just came to me involved a road trip that I was on with several … Continue reading

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Facebook Suggests A Career Change: It’s Just As If They Know Me!

I’ve been Facebook target marketed again. I think it’s great that the program is now open to 45 year olds, especially since I’m a 45 year old. It’s great to know that if I pull the trigger on this, within … Continue reading

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What Did That Sign Say?

It’s good to know that whenever I decide to take up vaping as a hobby, there are about 15 vape stores within 2 miles of my house. The newest, Avail Vapor, must have just opened a week or so ago … Continue reading

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Caroler Visits Give Me Nervous Gas

I hope that we’re not visited by a choir of carolers this year. Not because I don’t like Christmas or Christmas music – I like both of those things. I just don’t like when strangers from a choir group try … Continue reading

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O Christmas Meat, O Christmas Meat…

Late this afternoon, I was notified by one of my sons that a large styrofoam cooler was sitting at our doorstep. Upon further investigation, I noticed that it was a huge assortment of Omaha Steaks addressed to me! There wasn’t … Continue reading

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Lady, You’re Making That Beer Look Mighty Tasty!

I’m pretty sure that it isn’t supposed to work this way but as I sit here watching the alcoholic on A&E’s Intervention repeatedly chugging cold 22 ounce beers, she made me REALLY thirsty for a beer because of the way … Continue reading

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School Bus Wave (The Christmas Edition)

Shepherd Boy and his lamb wish the bus driver and kids a very Merry Christmas. (That’s me and my dog dressed up to wave at my son’s elementary school bus.)

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Put Me In Coach

The Cubs just signed a new prospect today – an unknown from Albuquerque, New Mexico. When reporters asked routine questions about his background and the typo on his batting practice jersey, he pulled his hat down low, stared at the … Continue reading

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I Must Look Dangerous Or Like A Guy Who Is Likely To Whittle

(An actual picture of me on an actual skateboard. Balance courtesy of my sweet pair of gray New Balance sneakers.) Question to me from guy at the skatepark this morning: “Sir, do you have a pocketknife on you?” Me: “No, … Continue reading

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My Favorite Drinking Game

I have seen a lot of election/debate drinking games circulating recently. Now that all of that is over and Bowl season is upon us, I wanted to share with you the drinking game that I’ve been playing for years. It’s … Continue reading

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