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Monthly Archives: November 2015
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey
The terrorists will never win. (Unless, of course, we’re playing any of the following games: 1) Whose Armpits Smell Worse? 2) Who Can Fall Asleep First on the Floor of This Cave? 3) My Dental Hygiene is Way Worse Than … Continue reading
This makes me laugh.
I took this picture a while back while pumping gas at a gas station next to a strip club in Ft. Wayne. Still trying to figure out what the New Year’s Eve Midget must have looked like. When you think … Continue reading
I rarely pay attention to background music in stores/hotel lobbies/etc. but recently heard the worst song EVER in that category while eating alone in a restaurant. I’d never heard the song before and it’s hard to describe, but it sounded … Continue reading
He who hasn’t hung a turkey neck from the fly of their pants and paraded around the Thanksgiving festivities yelling “Yo! Check this out!” cast the first stone.