Monthly Archives: November 2015

Oh No, She Dih-Ent

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” –Mariah Carey

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The Terrorists Will Never Win

The terrorists will never win. (Unless, of course, we’re playing any of the following games: 1) Whose Armpits Smell Worse? 2) Who Can Fall Asleep First on the Floor of This Cave? 3) My Dental Hygiene is Way Worse Than … Continue reading

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The Live Nativity

This makes me laugh.

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The Midget Stripper of Ft. Wayne

I took this picture a while back while pumping gas at a gas station next to a strip club in Ft. Wayne. Still trying to figure out what the New Year’s Eve Midget must have looked like. When you think … Continue reading

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Neil Young, the hurdy gurdy and the Hare Krishna Tabernacle Choir

I rarely pay attention to background music in stores/hotel lobbies/etc. but recently heard the worst song EVER in that category while eating alone in a restaurant. I’d never heard the song before and it’s hard to describe, but it sounded … Continue reading

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Save the neck for me, Clark

He who hasn’t hung a turkey neck from the fly of their pants and paraded around the Thanksgiving festivities yelling “Yo! Check this out!” cast the first stone.

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The Unapologetic Grudge Holder

I just saw some guy I knew in high school show up on the People You May Know part of Facebook. It wasn’t a bully-type thing and nothing really bad ever happened to start a feud, but we just always … Continue reading

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