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For many, many years, I have been on a quest. A lengthy and painful journey to find a battery operated weed eater that can give all that I ask of it – edging my walkways and going into weekly battle … Continue reading →

I entered an elevator with a man who appeared to me to be Latino. I was closer to the buttons than he so I asked him which floor he’d like me to select? He said what I thought was ‘cinco’ … Continue reading →

This makes me laugh.

I took this picture a while back while pumping gas at a gas station next to a strip club in Ft. Wayne. Still trying to figure out what the New Year’s Eve Midget must have looked like. When you think … Continue reading →

I rarely pay attention to background music in stores/hotel lobbies/etc. but recently heard the worst song EVER in that category while eating alone in a restaurant. I’d never heard the song before and it’s hard to describe, but it sounded … Continue reading →

He who hasn’t hung a turkey neck from the fly of their pants and paraded around the Thanksgiving festivities yelling “Yo! Check this out!” cast the first stone.

I just saw some guy I knew in high school show up on the People You May Know part of Facebook. It wasn’t a bully-type thing and nothing really bad ever happened to start a feud, but we just always … Continue reading →

At the adult Thanksgiving dinner table, the old family favorite joke was slightly modified (as seen below) in an effort to freshen things up a bit and stay with the times. Old Joke: Q: Have you ever smelled moth balls? … Continue reading →

I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror after returning from taking Aaron to school. I wonder if any of the kids saw us and think that Aaron got a ride from Khalid Sheik Muhammed this morning? (You … Continue reading →