Monthly Archives: November 2015

PUBLIC BEWARE: while flipping channels tonight, I stumbled across a show called Grandmother Lovers on TLC. As its name implies, the show featured randy 70-something year old women and the young men (most of whom part their hair in the … Continue reading →

During lunch today, I exchanged pleasant small talk with the cashier who rang up my lunch at a place kind of like Whole Foods. As I accepted my change, the friendly cashier said “Enjoy your food!” to which I quickly … Continue reading →

I ate an entire bag of root beer flavored candy today. From start to finish, it took me about 45 minutes. It wasn’t a small, two or three serving bag either. It was one of those bags meant to last … Continue reading →

I’m pretty sure that all coveted longstanding recreational boogeyboard records in the Male, Over 40, 225lb-plus category were shattered earlier this week when a certain large, pale man from Kentucky took his skills from the muddy banks of the Ohio … Continue reading →

While discussing the exercises they’re doing in gym class, my eldest son pointed out something to me about pull-ups that I’ve never considered until now. You really only need to be able to do one pull-up because in a real … Continue reading →

While at dinner one night with colleagues, my table of four scooted our table to make for a little more space. Having a granite top, it was unbelievably heavy as we pushed it towards the people sitting on the other … Continue reading →

I work from home a lot of the time. With that, comes the benefit of getting to know the habits of our dog and cat rather well. Our diabetic cat is normally pretty slow and lethargic. After seeing what she … Continue reading →

I had a handful of those cherry tomatoes as a snack tonight after watching Fear the Walking Dead. The thought occurred to me about midway through the tomatoes that each little tomato is not unlike a tiny human head. I … Continue reading →

I came dangerously close to crossing a point of no return this evening. It’s probably more than you care to know, but I’m going to tell you anyway. In my haste, I forgot to pack underwear for my trip. Fortunately … Continue reading →

I conducted a little experiment while driving through Indiana this morning. I decided to turn on a country music station and pretend I was just hired as a DJ for a “new country” station. The idea was to see if … Continue reading →