Category Archives: General Tomfoolery/Hijinks/Free Association Thought

Yesterday, while waiting in the school parking lot to pick up my oldest son, my youngest son and I were in the car playing with the air conditioned seats. I received a phone call on my work phone and simultaneously … Continue reading →

Hopefully the FBI maintains a list of the creeps (male and female) who would buy The Bachelor Video Game for Nintendo DS. I don’t think those people are fit to be on the loose with the rest of us. (If … Continue reading →

Midwestern casinos are better in imagination than reality. Imagination: Bellagio on a Friday night. Reality: heavy smell of Pinesol filled with morbidly obese people who don’t have two nickels to rub together wasting the money they don’t have, smoking heavily … Continue reading →

I didn’t know this about myself before because I rarely visit a store that limits its inventory to soaps and lotions, but I have a hard time saying “no” to more hand soap. I went in with the intention of … Continue reading →

While straightening up the house this evening, I left the TV on and it happened to be one of those HGTV home design shows. Nearly every 3 minutes, I could hear the female home owners crow “Oh…My….God!” (or “Oh…My…Gosh/Goodness!” if … Continue reading →

You know how when you meet someone for the first time then you realize you both have a mutual acquaintance then the guy tells you a fact or quick anecdote about your mutual acquaintance? One time that situation occurred when … Continue reading →

Not too long ago, I was in the cul-de-sac near my home playing NBA-like defense against my neighbor when somehow my getaway sticks tangled and I hit the ground like a meteor. I tore holes in my new flannel-lined jeans … Continue reading →

Did you know that if you put meat tenderizer on the food of a dog who likes to eat his own poop, the dog won’t eat his own poop anymore because it just doesn’t taste right? Think about that for … Continue reading →

An evening of dealing with my own wily bowels brought on by excessive sugar alcohol consumption (a harrowing tale in its own right) reminded me that someone told me that Alli, the weight loss product, warns those taking the product … Continue reading →

The question, ‘Should I host a big SuperBowl party?’ never crosses my mind but here’s how that internal dialogue would work with me: Should I host a big SuperBowl party? Critical decision input factors: 1) The Bengals aren’t in it … Continue reading →