Category Archives: General Tomfoolery/Hijinks/Free Association Thought

Buck Two Ninety-Five

Immediately after doing my 4 year stint in the military, I worked as a VA work study student at the Florida Jobs & Benefits Center. Helping military veterans find jobs was fulfilling work and I really enjoyed my coworkers there. … Continue reading

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Taking It “Level 2”

Yesterday, I dealt with the customer service representative of a company which has been paid to provide a service they have failed to provide. Upon realizing that my claim was true but without admitting it, the representative quickly shifted gears … Continue reading

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“Fine.” – The Answer I Hope For

I made small talk with an acquaintance today who has been less than six months on a new job for a company that I’ve never worked for and have no inside familiarity with. The conversation went something like this: Me: … Continue reading

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“Can you feel it in your butt?”

Yesterday, while waiting in the school parking lot to pick up my oldest son, my youngest son and I were in the car playing with the air conditioned seats. I received a phone call on my work phone and simultaneously … Continue reading

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The Bachelor, Now Available For Weird Cartoon/Human Romance on Nintendo DS

Hopefully the FBI maintains a list of the creeps (male and female) who would buy The Bachelor Video Game for Nintendo DS. I don’t think those people are fit to be on the loose with the rest of us. (If … Continue reading

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Midwestern Casinos

Midwestern casinos are better in imagination than reality. Imagination: Bellagio on a Friday night. Reality: heavy smell of Pinesol filled with morbidly obese people who don’t have two nickels to rub together wasting the money they don’t have, smoking heavily … Continue reading

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The Bed, Bath and Body Works Scam

I didn’t know this about myself before because I rarely visit a store that limits its inventory to soaps and lotions, but I have a hard time saying “no” to more hand soap. I went in with the intention of … Continue reading

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